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Policajac sav zadihan dotrči šefu u ured i kaže: Šefe pred stanicom leži mrtva žena! I, što hoće?!
Zaustavi policajac vozača: - "Da li ste nešto popili?" Vozač će: - "Popio sam jedan kapućino." Policajac sumnjičavo vrti glavom i pita: - "A da nisu ipak bila dva-tri kapućina?"
Ulazi policajac u tramvaj i kaže vozaču: - "Prati ona kola!"
Igraju dva policajca fudbal. Jedan da osam golova, a drugi nijedan. Policajac koji je izgubio kaže: – Varao si, ajde opet da se delimo.
Idu dva policajca ulicom i jedan kaže : - Kupio sam čektu za vc ! A ovaj drugi kaže : - I kakva je ? A prvi će : Pa bolji je vc papir .
Zašto plavuša ostavlja cipele na policijski auto? - Zato što na njemu piše "Police".
Idu dva pandura na posao i jedan pita drugog: – Hoćemo li autobusom ili ćemo pješke? Tek će drugi: – Šta pre naiđe.
Dođe policajac kod komandira, a ovaj mu kaze: - Ti si danas šef smene! - Šefe, ne kaže se smene nego sa mnom!
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